is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm both gender and math confused
You did what with his pubic hair?
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