i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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