i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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