16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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