oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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