I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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