Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
accomplished twins. life is a go
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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