what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
PANTIES FOUND
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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