But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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