Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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