my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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