He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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