it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
