Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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