omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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