My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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