So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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