Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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