I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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