there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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