I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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