Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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