When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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