She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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