He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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