So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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