He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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