The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You can make out without kissing
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He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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