omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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