I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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