how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's just like the Real World with babies
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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