No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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