So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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