Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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