And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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