dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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