And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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