alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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