omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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