If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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