im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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