I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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