Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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