I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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