We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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