you guys were way drunker than both of me
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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