so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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