I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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