No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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