somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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