I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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