I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
