We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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