just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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