Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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