Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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