I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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