Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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