i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.