Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night